You Know You're LOTR/TH Obsessed When

10.

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1. Bought either an axe, a bow, or a broken sword.

2. You fangirl when WatchMojo features LOTR/TH.

3. You cut out and save any picture that's LOTR/TH related from magazines to add to your extensive scrapbook.

4. You listen to music that reminds you of LOTR/TH.

5. Your favorite saying is something from or about LOTR/TH.

6. You know were all of the characters are from.

7. You know were all of the actors/actresses are from.

8. You cant sleep without listing to one or more LOTR/TH soundtracks.

9. If you don't get anything LOTR/TH for whatever holiday you celebrate or your birthday (God forbid) you'll yell at every one and sulk for the whole day.

10. You have a folder on your computer that only has LOTR/TH edits or pics.

11. Most of your discussions revolve around Middle Earth philisophy.

12. You legally change your name to Strider/Aragorn and hang around village pubs pestering small people.

13. Your would name your twins Meriadoc and Peregrin, Samwise and Frodo, Fíli and Kíli, or Elladan and Elrohir.

14. You are lost in a forest and you sing.
"Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow!
Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!"

15. You take jewelry and throw it in a fire (to see if markings show up).

16. You try to teach your dog to sit by saying "Havo Dad".

17. You've even been stuck in slow moving traffic, leaned out the window, and shouted "Fly, you fools!"

18. You are having lunch with a friend in the park, and you grab him/her and hurl the both of you into a bush, because you saw a flock of blackbirds approaching.

19. You have developed a sudden need to take archery lessons.

20. You're riding on the chair-lift when it gets stopped by high winds and blinding snow, when you turn to people and shout "We must get off the mountain!"