Kentucky: I can carry the world.
Geo: Let me guess you're gonna-
Kentucky, picks up Geo:
Geo: -Pick me up.
Florida, climbing a tower and singing: Oh I've been climbing up your tower.
Florida: You can kiss my ass.
Florida: Oh I've been climbing up your tower.
Florida: And I'm smudging up your glass.
Florida: HEY!
Ohio: Why tell anyone your sad, they won't care.
Indiana, from behind him: We care.
Ohio: What?
Indiana, looking him dead in the eyes: We care!
Ohio: How did you two get here?
Indiana: We've been her the whole time.
Alabama: You left the door unlocked.
New Mexico, holding a bug: Look I found something!
Utah: What the heck is that!?
Arizona: Ooo a bug friend!
Coco, looking at cacti: Can I pet it?
Arizona: No.
Coco: It looks so touchable though.
Arizona: Don't you dare touch it!
Indiana: UwU
Alabama: How could you say something so horrendous?
Ohio: OwO
Alabama: Not you too!
Kentucky, pointing to the twins and Geo: This is my family.
Kentucky: This is the best fucking family.
Utah: What is that?
Coco: Weed.
Geo, to Kentucky: Give me hugs, or else.
Kentucky: I have never cried before!
Geo: You cried when you saw a spider.
Kentucky: That's different!
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Statehouse stuff 2, electric boogaloo
Fanfiction"You do you spaghetti man" are the words I live by in this book
