West Virginia: Remember kids, always deny your feelings for someone.
West Virginia: Cause they're not going to go anywhere.
Ohio: I mean Virginia isn't that bad.
West Virginia: He's fucking horrible.
Indiana: He literally told you to kill yourself, how could he not be bad?
[During the Civil War]
Virginia: I hope Ohio's dead, he fucking deserves.
Indiana:
Indiana: WHAT THE FUCK YOU BITCH!?
West Virginia: *becomes a state*
Ohio, and PA: Yep that's ours now.
Indiana: I only swear when I'm mad.
Alabama: So to get you to swear I have to make you mad.
Indiana: Yes, but don't do it.
Kentucky: I'm sad.
Geo: Well I won't allow that.
Kentucky: There's nothing you can do-
Geo, hugs Kentucky: Are you sure I can't do anything?
West Virginia: Now Virginia you might be wondering why Ohio still loves you.
West Virginia: Just don't ask me for the answer cause I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!
IDC: Just so you know if any of you hurt my brother...
IDC: You won't see another day.
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Statehouse stuff 2, electric boogaloo
Fanfiction"You do you spaghetti man" are the words I live by in this book
