The ex boyfriends! Collect them all!
Florida: Beautiful eyes, great sense of humor! Belonged to a weird cult and would always talk about the weird cult and eventually you realized he wasn't your boyfriend at all he was just trying to get you to join his weird cult.
Texas: Aspiring musician, forgot your birthday. Was secretly several dozen weasels in a human disguise.
New York: Unemployed, slept on an air mattress. Claimed he wasn't the rat king, but then one night you followed him into the sewers and he sat down on a makeshift thrown and a bunch of rats surrounded him and he definitely said "I am the rat king."
California: Never paid for you, feared commitment. Said his favorite movie was The Godfather but it was actually Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs.
DC, pointing to New York: I like New York
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Statehouse stuff 2, electric boogaloo
Fanfiction"You do you spaghetti man" are the words I live by in this book
