Did I decide to personify the Great Lakes? Yes
TW: Swearing
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DC, when he first tried coffee: I am ENERGY!
DC, now an avid coffee drinker, on his twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.
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Lake Superior: It's funny how well you and Lake Erie get along. Didn't she hate you at first?
Lake Huron: Erie hates everybody at first. It's her way of reaching out to people.
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Lake Superior: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Lake Michigan: Mine just says "Lake Michigan no."
Lake Superior: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Lake Ontario: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Lake Huron: >:O language
Lake Erie: Yeah watch your fucking language
Lake Superior: Okay, who taught Lake Ontario the fuck word?!
Lake Michigan: 'The fuck word'.
Lake Huron: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Lake Erie: Oh my god they censored it
Lake Michigan: Say fuck, Huron.
Lake Erie: Do it, Huron. Say fuck.
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Lake Superior: *Locks Lake Ontario in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Lake Ontario: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
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Lake Huron: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Lake Michigan: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Lake Erie, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Lake Huron: You're a bad influence.
Lake Michigan: And you don't know your sayings.
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