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Alabama: I wanna do something stupid.
Ohio: I'm stupid do me!

Alabama, making cupcakes:
Ohio: What are you doing?
Alabama: Making Indiana.

Indiana, eats a cupcake:
Ohio and Alabama: Cannibalism.

Indiana: What are you two doing?
Ohio: Watching shrek.
Alabama: The most romantic of movies.
Ohio: Yes very romantic.

Alabama: I desire cuddles.
Ohio, hugs Alabama: You happy?
Alabama: Yes, very!

Alabama: Now remember if you hurt either of my boyfriends.
Alabama: You won't wake up with kneecaps.

Alabama, holding Fluffy: Look I love both Ohio and Indiana.
Alabama: But I love Fluffy more!

Ohio: Indiana ate all the cupcakes.
Alabama: That cannibal.

Indiana: Why do you two say I'm a cannibal whenever I eat cupcakes?
Alabama: Because it's true.

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