Gov: You know what today's been a good day.
Gov: I've gotten my work done, Florida hasn't lit the house on fire.
Gov, watching Florida light the house on fire: I spoke too soon.
Virginia: I hate some of my states.
Virginia, pointing to Ohio, Kentucky, and West Virginia: I just hate some more!
Virginia: Kill yourself you worthless mistake.
Virginia: I'll be happy when you die.
Ohio: I just asked if you wanted a glass of water.
Indiana: I've never said a cuss word.
Alabama: Will you say fuck for me?
Indiana: Frick!
Alabama: Damn it you're to cute.
Geo: Why are you crying?
Kentucky: I killed a moth, it was so cute too!
Indiana: Now remember if you have a problem you can talk to me and/or Alabama.
Indiana: I just wanna make sure you know that.
Ohio: Or I can not talk to anyone and bottle it up more.
Indiana: NO! BAD!
Alabama, walking in: What happened?
Indiana, freaking out:
Ohio: He microwaved aluminum foil.
Kentucky: The darkness doesn't need love.
Geo: The darkness needs cuddles!
Kentucky: No!
Geo, bringing Kentucky to him: Come here!
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Statehouse stuff 2, electric boogaloo
Fanfiction"You do you spaghetti man" are the words I live by in this book
