Florida, outside: God if I'm gay strike me dead!
Florida: *gets struck by lightning*
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Kentucky: AAAAAAH!!!!
Geo: Holy shit! Are you ok? What happened?
Kentucky, crying: There's a bug!
Geo:
Geo: *kills it*
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Ohio: Now with the power of alcohol I can keep my PTSD at bay!
Ohio: *chugs an entire bottle of wine*
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Geo, pointing to Kentucky: I love him.
Geo: I love him so much!
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Iowa, gesturing at a Midwest meeting: I don't wanna be here.
Iowa, gesturing at a normal meeting: I don't wanna be here.
Iowa, gesturing at the world: I don't wanna be here.
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Indiana, hugging Ohio: I love you so much! I don't think I'd love anyone else but you!
Indiana, meeting Alabama: Hi!
Indiana, internally after meeting Alabama: I think I'm in love!
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Cincinnati: Mrow~
Kentucky: Please stop.
Geo: Why are you still here?
Cincinnati: Cause I love being around my darling Kentucky~
Geo: Leave! Just leave!
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Cincinnati: *flirting with Kentucky*
Geo: *picks her up*
Geo, handing her to Ohio: Take her!
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Statehouse stuff 2, electric boogaloo
Fiksi Penggemar"You do you spaghetti man" are the words I live by in this book
