Texas: What are you doing?
Cali, covered in flowers and bees: Feeding the bees.
Florida: Now kiss.
Cali, blushing: Uhhh...
Texas, blushing: I ain't gonna do that!
Florida: Ok, but I know you like each other.
Indiana: Why can't Florida understand that Nascar isn't about just going fast, turning left, and getting drunk.
Alabama: He is right though.
Ohio, opening a bottle of wine: Especially about the getting drunk part.
Texas: I feel like people are on to us.
Cali: Well you did just make out with me in the hallway so I wouldn't be surprised if they are.
Florida, typing: And then they kissed.
Gov: Why are you writing TexCali fanfic?
Florida: Why are you not writing TexCali fanfic?
Gov:
Florida: I mean have you seen the sexual tension between those two?
Texas and Cali, staring into each others eyes:
Florida: I ship it so hard.
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Statehouse stuff 2, electric boogaloo
Fanfiction"You do you spaghetti man" are the words I live by in this book