Florida, doing crack: Damn this some good shit.
Loui: Bro can I get some?
Florida, handing him some crack: Yeah sure I got you bro.
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[Civil War]
West Virginia: FUCK YOU!
Virginia: Why are you leaving me?
West Virginia: I don't want to be around a slavery supporting bitch!
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Kentucky: I would like to have one normal family dinner.
Kentucky, gesturing at West Virginia and Virginia: Just ONE!
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Kentucky: This man.
Kentucky, holding Geo: This man right here.
Kentucky: Is the best person you'll ever meet!
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PA, gesturing at Ohio and West Virginia: I will shove those two on a date if it's the last thing I do!
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Indiana, seeing Alabama: You're lonely and need love get over here!
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Indiana: *in a corner crying*
Ohio: Scary movie?
Alabama: Scary movie.
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Cali: Life you know.
Cali: *crying while eating a tub of ice cream*
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Hawaii: People really need to stop catmilking.
Alaska: I love you but never say that again.
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Statehouse stuff 2, electric boogaloo
Fanfiction"You do you spaghetti man" are the words I live by in this book
