M' lady

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by Sunheart_101

by Sunheart_101

This is a shitpost, and I have no idea what the fuck I just wrote.

Texas sat on the couch, watching TV. The faint sound of popping as Washington popped some popcorn. Texas could see Mississippi make his way over to the couch. He sat down next to Texas, wrapping his arm around him.

"What do you want?" Texas asked.

"Why I want you." Mississippi responded.

"Why do you want me?" Texas asked, looking at Mississippi in confusion.

"You're a quite handsome fellow." Mississippi responded, looking into Texas' sparkling blue orbs.

The popcorn finished popping, and Washington took out the bag. He poured himself a bowl, and Utah a bowl. Utah looked at him in confusion.

"Come watch this with me." Washington said, pointing to TexaSippi.

"Ok Washing machine." Utah responded and followed Washington to a table behind the couch. The pair munched on the popcorn as they watched the two states.

"YEET!!!" Arkansas screeched, jump kicking Texas off the couch.

"I came to save you m' lady." Arkansas said to Mississippi, tipping his fedora. Mississippi blushed, not looking Arkansas in the eyes.

"But my heart belongs to another, and also I'm a guy." Mississippi said, talking as if he was in a dramatic anime scene. Arkansas looked at the other state with desire.

"Well you're still m' lady to me." Arkansas cooed, tipping his fedora again.

"This is weird." Utah said. George Washington knew that in Utah's Mormon soul, there was a bisexual heart thirsting for drama.

"Can someone help me?" Texmex asked, still on the floor as the fall had shattered at least one bone.

"What can I do for you?" Oklahoma asked, leaning a doorframe to fulfill his doorframe leaning addiction.

"I don't want you to help me!" Texmix huffed, turning his head away like a tsundere anime girl.

"Now the real dramas starting." Washington whispered to Utah.

Oklahoma picked up Texas, who felt hot in his touch.

"I can do anything for you, I love you!" Oklahoma exclaimed. Texas spontaneously combusted in response. Arkansas looked at the pair, dropping magical girl Mississippi in surprise.

"The heck was that?" Utah asked, looking at the three in confusion.

"That was art." Washington responded.