Texas: *walking through the door*
Cali: Here comes the man!
Cali: Hello adult man!
Cali: Welcome taxpayer!
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Florida: You want some drugs?
Kid: YES!!!
DC: Florida no!
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Indiana: Aww!
Michigan: Please don't pick up Detroit.
Indiana, picks up Detroit: He's so cute!
Detroit: *pulls out a gun*
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Cincinnati: What are you doing?
Dayton: Being sad leave me alone.
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IDC, holding DC: If any of you hurt my little brother.
IDC: I will fucking kill you!
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Virginia: *glaring at West Virginia*
West Virginia: *glaring back*
Kentucky: *just done with life*
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Indiana: You guys can't get mad at me cause I'm a cupcake, and it would make me sad.
Alabama: We can still get mad at you.
Indiana: 🥺 no you can't.
Ohio, holding Indiana: No we can't.
Alabama: We can't be mad at you.
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Ohio: You're short.
Indiana: I'm like 2 inches shorter than you.
Ohio: You're still short.
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Florida: *holding a lighter*
DC: Give it.
Florida: No.
DC: Give it.
Florida, handing DC the lighter: Fine.
DC: Good ,thank you.
Florida: *walks out the door*
Florida: *pulls out another lighter*
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff 2, electric boogaloo
Fanfiction"You do you spaghetti man" are the words I live by in this book
