Utes: *T posing over Ducks*
Ducks: *sobbing*
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Big Ten, holding Buckeyes: You hurt him and I'll fucking murder you!
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SEC: You're a fucking cupcake.
Big Ten: Aww so you think I'm sweet?
SEC, blushing: N-no!
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SEC: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
Crimson Tide: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!
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Cornhuskers: We all have our demons.
Cornhuskers, grabbing Buckeyes: This one's mine.
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Rutgers: I have a philosophy in life; if the seat is open, the job is open. That's how I came to briefly drive a Formula 1 car.
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Wolverines: I'm totally useless.
Spartans: You're not totally useless.
Spartans: You can be used as a bad example.
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Statehouse stuff 2, electric boogaloo
Fanfiction"You do you spaghetti man" are the words I live by in this book
