JOKES OF THE JOKES

12.SOMETHING IS FUNNY ABOUT IT.....:-)

* Hang on!
Let me overthink this!

Son: Dad I got punished in school today.

Dad: Why?

Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me.

Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot"

I Just asked "which end"...?

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A man who makes coffin was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down.

Trying not 2 be late he put the coffin on his head & began heading to his destination.

Some policemen saw him & wanted to make some money off him (bribe) so they challenged him

"hey, what are you carrying & where are you going" ?

The man said

( You will love the answer )

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"I do not like where i was buried so i am relocating"

The policemen Fainted..!!!

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Great lines by K V Ramachandran Nair:

"Change cannot be given to you every time...!

You must bring the change...!"

Who's K V Ramachandran Nair?

He is a bus conductor.

Now read it again...!!!

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Sunny Leone participates in Amitabh Bachchan's Kaun Banega Crorepati.

Amitabh: Which is your favourite round in KBC?

Sunny Leone: After lot of thinking says... Fastest Finger First!:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

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I hope you all know the famous KBC (Kaun Banega Crorepati -Who can become a millionaire.)

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One boy looks into a girl's purse in a classroom...

She says.. it's bad manners

he says.. it's not

She asks... why?

He replies... Because.. members of the same class can access private data!!

—- Typical - C++/Java Students

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1st year MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class.

They all gathered around the table with real dead body.

The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor.

The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the body's nose & on drawing back, put the finger in his own mouth & tasted it.

Then he told the students to do the same.

The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's nose & tasted it.

When everyone finished the professor looked at them & said :The most important 2nd quality is Observation.

I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger. Now learn to pay attention!

All students : shitttt !!

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Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year,

and every year Morris would say, Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.

Esther always replied, I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, Esther I'm 85 years old. if I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.

Esther replied, Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.

The pilot over heard the couple and said, folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride; if you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! but if you say one word, it's 50 dollars.

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. the pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard.

he did his dare devil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, by golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't . I'm impressed!

Morris replied, Well I almost said something when Esther fell out, but, you know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars.

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Hope you all liked it......

I have one more thing to ask for . This question was asked to me by a good reader of mine .

But she also doesn't know the answer . so if u have any idea say me. Give your answers geniuses....I mean it my fellow geniuses please share with me your buddhi(knowledge)

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Sorry see the question in next chapter...:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

UNTIL THEN KEEP LAUGHING.... :-) :-) :-) :-)