* Some days you can’t play the music loud enough!
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What do you think of the amazing cover above?
I made it, cool or not?
Discussion
Plants discuss:
Broccoli: "It seems to me that I am like a tree."
Walnut: "And I'm like little brains."
Mushroom: "Ha, but I look like an umbrella."
Banana: "I do not like this conversation..."
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Interrogation
Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."
Smartness
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *walks away*
Embarrassment:
I was in in the public restroom
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
"Hi, how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
Crazy
When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation.
I almost died in Finding Nemo.
Singer
A during his tour arrives to a small province town and asks for a pretty high fee:
-Everybody knows me - says he to the chairman of local culture office, trying to persuade him.
Finally the concert takes place, but only three people came to it.
-You are a liar, you told me that everyone knows you, but only three man came to your concert, - rebels the chairman.
-Of course, - says the singer - only those three came, who didn't know me.
Saving one for the last!!!
I guess these were quite funny
I liked the last one.
Which one did you found very funny?
My other works
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