Birthday bashes slashes and wishes

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*I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you're set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you.

28 April 2016

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember

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If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook!

Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don't fit into the envelope.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Forget about the past, you can't change it, forget about the future, you can't predict it, forget about the present, I didn't get you one!

Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.

You can still wish me, its not too late!!!
Just kidding

Thanks for the wishes to all who did!

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