Puns: Five Sheeps

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*Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen!

》 I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

》A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

》 Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an a**hole.

》With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

》If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

I loved the 2nd and 4th one
Which is your favorite?




Pizza or burger

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