5.Santa banta once again

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Hey 1 more upload.
I am doubting that what I am doing is it worthy and no one is even commenting or voting.
Come on guys just help me out.

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Those who scold a lot , they are the persons who love you the most.....
-ME

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Santa had saved up a lot of money to buy a car. But when he had required sum, instead of buying a car he brought a buffalo.

"Santa ji you were always saying you wanted a car to drive to the the market. And now you have gone and brought another buffalo. Won't you look ridiculous riding a buffalo to the market?" complained his wife, Jeeto.

Quite unabashed, the Santa replied, "Wouldn't I look more ridiculous trying to milk a Maruti?"
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Banta noticed that Santa was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong.

"Well," said Santa, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I'm in deep trouble at home."

"What kind of question?" asked Banta.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly."

"That's easy," said Banta. "You just say 'Of course I will'."

"Yeah," said Santa, "That's what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO...'"
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