I was thinking that my book is incomplete. But what could be missing. And the bulb in my brain lit up.
Of course how can I forget this-
There aren't any Yo mamma jokes in my book.
So I hope you enjoy them
Yo Mamma
----} Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
----} Yo momma's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book
-----} Yo mama so nasty she looks like an ogre and smells like puss in boots
----}Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake
----] Yo momma so fat, they used Google Earth for her school photo.
----] Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy.... everybody pokes her.
----] Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam
----] Yo mama so fat I asked her about the M.O.B. tattoo on her arm
"Money Over Bitches?"
She said "No, Mcdonalds Over Burger King"
----] Yo momma so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight
----] Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.
----]Yo momma is poor when I sat on a skateboard she said (get of my family van)
The last ones from my friend,
----] Yo mama so ugly, one direction went the other direction shared by wishes-in-a-well
Shared by ArieannaJayne
----] Yo mama is so.. a stupid, she waited an hour because the apple juice box said CONCENTRATE.
----] Yo mama is so fat, people jog around her.
----]Yo mama is so Stupid, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens.
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