》I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
》Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
》I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
》We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
》Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I loved the first and third one
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