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***Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem!

>>> I look at people sometimes and think... Really??? That’s the sperm that won.

>>>  When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often. 

>>> I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

>>> Diets are hard because I get hungry.

>>> We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.


Which is your favorite Tv show?

Friends or The big bang theory?

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Friends
or
The big bang theory?

>>>Big bang theory

Sheldon!!!

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