JOKES OF THE JOKES

23.Blonde Jokes

*  There’s no more dangerous entity on earth than a woman with a lot on her mind and nothing to do but think!

Hey guys, I am back to myself.
That means, I am giving you all lengthy and many jokes in one chapter.
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And a great news
Although it's not that great, but
My book
JOKES OF THE JOKES
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NO OFFENSE TO MY BEAUTIFUL BLONDES

A blonde wanders into a library and says, 'Can I have a burger and fries?'

The librarian says, 'I'm sorry, but this is a library.'

The blonde whispers, 'Can I have a burger and fries?' :D

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# I am not degrading anyone. So please blondes out there don't kill me. Thank you for understanding.
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A blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions.

She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the questions for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet, "Yes" for Heads and "No" for Tails. Within half-an-hour she is all done where as the rest of the class is sweating it out.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and says, "What is going on?"

"I finished the exam in half-an-hour. But I'm rechecking my answers." :P

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There was a blonde that lived in a small house on the corner of 4th Avenue.

She had a small shed in her backyard where she kept gardening tools.

One day, she thought she saw smoke coming out of the roof of the shed.

In a panic she called 911. They answered and said "This is Joe, is there an emergency?"

The blonde replied "Yes my shed is on fire!!!"

Joe said, "Don't panic help is on the way...where do you live?"

The blonde said, "IN A HOUSE, NOW HURRY!!"

Joe calmly responded back, "How are we supposed to get there?"

The blonde answered back, "DUH!!! A BIG RED TRUCK!" :D

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A blonde decides she needs a new hobby for the winter season. She goes to the bookstore and buys every book she can find on ice fishing. For weeks she reads and studies, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decides the time has come for her first ice fishing expedition. She thoughtfully gathers and packs all the tools and equipment she might need for the excursion.