Warning: Might get a heart attack due to excess of laughing. :-)
Here are some kind of jokes which I would like to share
So if you all love jokes , please do read it.
It consists of Santa banta , general , student, doctors, yo mama ..... jokes.
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*♡ My mother-inlaw fell down a wishing well. I was amazed, I never knew they worked!
♡ I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought: "He's trying to pull a fast one."
♡ A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
♡Two fish in a tank. One says: "How do you drive this thing?"
♡ I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day - but I couldn't find any.
♡ When Susan's boyfriend proposed she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them as a husband".
♡ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.
We'll see about that.
♡ I rang up BT and said: "I want to report a nuisance caller." The operator said: "Not you again."
Q. Which is your favorite?
Task: Text me a Joke, make my day!
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