* Behind every successful man,
there is a woman rolling her eyes!
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women...Because as per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
It is said that Husband is the head of the family, But Remember that wife is the Neck of the family...& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)
A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay...The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse...He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today...The story continues...The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased...Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing...He said your husband has blocked your credit card...MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband...Story continues...Wife took out his husbands credit card from purse and uses it to clear all the bills...Unfortunately he didn't block his own card...
Moral:...... Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE...
Guess what?
I actually forgot.
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РазноеWarning: Might get a heart attack due to excess of laughing. :-) Here are some kind of jokes which I would like to share So if you all love jokes , please do read it. It consists of Santa banta , general , student, doctors, yo mama ..... jokes. T...
