Boy Girl Jokes

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* Men look at a woman’s behind and think “Wow! What an ass.” Women look at a man’s face and think the very same thing!

Check the above pic --^^^

Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms, she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n then replies the boy...
"I dont like that kind of sms ok?"

Marriage response:
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl..Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..Boy: Don't worry darling, I am already married..:p

Boy: how do I play the guitar???? Girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :
Boy: am I so good??? :D :O
Girl: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off ...

Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha...
Boy: I Won't Live Without You..? Girl: Hahahahahahaha...
Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha...
Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant...What Do You Want It To Be?
Boyfriend: A Joke.

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Two lovers plan to comit suicide, the boy jumped first, girl closed her eyes and return back saying "love is blind"...
Boy in air, opened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"

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