Puns: Two sheeps

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* If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments!

》My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.


》Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

》Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

》 Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

》If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

I loved the 4th one, which is your favorite?


I loved the 4th one, which is your favorite?

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The sweet life of Zac and Cody

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That's so Raven

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