* Never go to bed angry.
Stay awake and plot for revenge!
Score:
♡ - my favorite
₩₩₩ - Hate it
☆ - special
♡¤¤¤♡¤¤¤♡ - for you
☆ Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
☆ It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
♡ Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
♡A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
♡ In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
☆ When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
☆ I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
☆ I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
☆ Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
₩₩₩ Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.
♡ Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
☆ I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day
♡♡♡ Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
♡♡ Who care’s ?????………..I’m awsome
♡ WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
♡¤¤¤♡¤¤¤♡ Hey,you are reading my book again??
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Beiber or 1D?
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