Warning: Might get a heart attack due to excess of laughing. :-)
Here are some kind of jokes which I would like to share
So if you all love jokes , please do read it.
It consists of Santa banta , general , student, doctors, yo mama ..... jokes.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. ~George Burns
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Three Alcoholics and A Fly
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman ordered pints of ale at the local pub. As fate would have it, each of their drinks had a fly swimming in it.
The Englishman called the tavernkeeper over and said, "There's a fly in my ale! Throw this out and give me another."
The Irishman simply flicked the fly out of his own drink and continued drinking.
The Scotsman pulled the fly out of his drink, started squeezing it between his thumb and forefinger, and said to the fly, "Alright, spit it out! Spit it out!" (No offense)
The Nun
At the end of the night, a man leaves the bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. Then he punches her in the stomach and knocks her over.
He proceeds to kick her several times and when he's done he bends down to her and says, "Not so tough tonight, are you Batman?"
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Which Justice League character are you?
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