JOKES OF THE JOKES

7.READY SET LAUGH.....:-)

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SMILE A LOT,, IT COSTS NOTHING. .:-) :-)

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A girl comes late to class.

Teacher: Why a re you late ?

Girl: One boy was following me, sir.

Teacher: So, What ?

Girl: That boy was walking very slow.

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What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with bright moon lite?

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Socho ?

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BOW BOW!

What else can a dog say?:-) :-) :-)

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying:

O God! I have lost my hand , oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?:-) :-) :-)

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Don't give importance to money

b'coz

it can give bed but not sleep,

books but not brains,

clothes but not beauty,

luxuries but not happines.

So, Transfer it to my account!:-) :-) :-)

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One day,

I Kicked lion's face

I puld tigers tail

I broke cheetas leg

I threw elphants

then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out..!:-) :-) :-)

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Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two..:-) :-) :-)

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Teacher: where is everest?

Student: I don kno..

Teacher: U Stand on the desk!

Student: stil cannot see ma'am:-) :-) :-)

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A Psychology Report..

When 2 Couples come face to face..??

Wives look at each other's SARIS

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Husbands Look at each other's WIFE..

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Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.:-) :-) :-)

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Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE?

Yes !

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Conditions Apply:

U must be a BILLIONARE !:-) :-) :-)

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An Aeroplane asks a Rocket

How is that you can fly so fast?

The Rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!:-) :-) :-)

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Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"

With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."

The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"

Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her.":-) :-) :-)

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Author's POV.
How did u all like it and I am thinking of writing another boôk. So shall I write or not . give your suggestions . please
UNTIL THEN KEEP LAUGHING. :-) :-) :-) :-)