JOKES OF THE JOKES

16.HERE I COME TO CAST THE SPELL OF LAUGHTER :-)

*  I will never admit to my parents that I don't believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy!

For answering correctly for DO YOU KNOW MATH RETURNS, here is the dedication I promised

The Perfect Son.

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.

Boy: What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.

Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away.

"What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse.

"Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

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My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"

(Try this one with your students the next time you are teaching a lesson that includes this type of grammer.)

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The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'

The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'

The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"

The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."

The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

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Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.

Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

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Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.

Doctor: Next please!

Hahahaha:-) :-) :-)

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.