Birthday bashes slashes and wishes

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* Of course I believe in miracles.
I remembered your birthday, didn't I?
- Melanie White

28 April 2016

Happy Birthday to me and my pals born on the same

@SerendipitousFlower

@thestorieswelived






Happy Birthday! And don't worry. Being another day older really only matters if you're a piece of fruit.

Birthday Question:
How old do you have to be before you can start blurting out your ailments to complete strangers?

Have a great time on your birthday, and don't worry about getting old.
That happened years ago.

They say only the good die young.
I guess that means we'll be around forever!

You know you've had a great party when you wake up wondering:
Whose yard is this?
How did I get these tattoos?
Where are my clothes?

Wish me now!!!
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Atleast

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