Puns: Four Sheeps

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*Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity!

》Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

》Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

》You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

》Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

》Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.


I loved the very first one
Which is your favorite?




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Ice cream

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Cake

Or

Maybe

Ice cream cake

Ice cream cake

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