27. Brunette jokes

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*Good girls are bad girls who never get caught!

For answering correctly for 'The Psychopath Test', here is the dedication I promised

NO OFFENCE TO BRUNETTES


Top 8 Best Brunette Jokes

#8

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

Invisible.

#7

Why did the brunette cross the road?

No one knows. They were watching the blonde.

#6

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

The invitation.

#5

A brunette was jogging through the park when she found a magic lamp. She rubbed it, and of course a genie appeared out of nowhere.

"You are allowed three wishes," the genie informed her. "But, I must warn you -- anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."

"Okay," the brunette said warily. "Give me a nice house."

The genie waved his arms and replied, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."

Planning her wishes carefully, the brunette said, "For my second wish, give me a gorgeous man."

"Okay," the genie replied, waving his arms. "You now have one gorgeous man, and all the blondes have two."

"Fine. For my last wish," the brunette said craftily, "I want you to take that stick over there and beat me half to death."

#4

Why did the brunette have a bruised belly button?

Because she had a blond boyfriend.

#3

Why don't brunettes make good cattle ranchers?

Because they can't keep their calves together.

#2

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?

A hostage.

#1

Why are there so few good brunette jokes?

Because blondes would have to think them up .

Hahaaha

Although I like all but My favorite are #7 #6 #5.
What are yours???

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