𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗞𝗢𝗞𝗨 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗧𝗦

If Only You Were Taller as You Are Scary...

Dazai looked up from his book, snuggling into Chuuya's neck even more. He sighed at the warmth that was Chuuya, thoughts coming to a halt when he remembered something.

"Why do you do that?"

"Do what?" Chuuya looked at Dazai, his blue eyes pretty as always.

"You know! That thing when we fight somebody, you squat down then you strike them down?" Chuuya stayed silent for a few seconds, looking as if he was pondering if he should answer or not. "I don't know, I guess it feels natural to me?" He looked at him with cute, wider than normal eyes, a look that Chuuya knew would persuade Dazai into dropping a subject.

"Don't lie to me now, Chuuya~"

"I'm not lying!"

"You're doing that little cute face again!"

"What cute face?" He scrunched his nose, plump lips being brought out, what a digsusting, not even subtle way of seduction!
Dazai pouted, "You're doing it again!" He whined, wrapping his arms around the ginger.

"Let go!" Chuuya struggled, he could escape this without trying at all, normally, but Dazai was holding onto him in such a way that if he moved away from the brunette, said brunette would get hurt, and Chuuya would not want that to happen. (He's too inlove with the other to do such a thing.)

"C'mon, just tell me!"

"No!"

"But why not?"

"Osamu, drop it." Dazai stilled for a moment, letting his arms go limp, and Chuuya used that momentary hole in his defenses to his advantage! Dazai was weak to Chuuya calling him in his given name, Chuuya found it adorable. Whenever he did it, Dazai would be coaxed into submission, his eyes turning empty and hazed for a minute or two, depending on the way Chuuya said it.

"That's unfair, so unfair!"

"Bleh!" Chuuya blew rasberries at him.

Dazai looked to the side, smirking when he saw it. Chuuya yelped when he found out what Dazai was going to do.

"Hey!" Dazai grabbed his favorite pillow, and hat, holding them in his arms tightly, this time, it was Dazai who blew raspberries at him. That was the same pillow he would cuddle and hold tight in his arms as it was a replacement for Dazai if he was annoying him, or he annoyed him enough to be kicked to the couch for a night or more—

The hat also was something Chuuya held dear, he knew Dazai wouldn't do anything super bad to it like cutting it with scissors or something, but he would always find another way without actually 'hurting' it.

Dazai hated both. The pillow because he would think, 'That sould be me.' and the hat because it would cover Chuuya's beautiful, colorful hair— He couldn't run his fingers through it, or touch it properly with it on, 'I'll burn it someday.' he'd think.

"Tell me, or they both get it." Dazai grinned.

"You heartless bastard." Chuuya scowled.

The brunette shrugged as he placed both on top the window sill, dangling dangerously at the edge, about to fall off if it wasn't for Dazai holding it.

"No! Fine, fine— I'll tell you!" Dazai pulled it away.

"I, y'know.."

"I'm not a mind reader, Fairy-chan."
'Yes you are, you piece of shit.' Chuuya thought bitterly.

"I do it to— to hide how my..height looks—"
Chuuya flushed a deep red when he heard Dazai laughing, clutching his stomach as i he was about to die from laughter. (Which at this point, Chuuya believed he would.)

"Oh- Oh..Chuuya! Pfft—" Dazai inhaled a large portion of oxygen, choking out another fit of laughter.

"Oh shut up, bastard!"

"If only you were tall as you are scary, pfft— Huh, Chuuya?" Dazai cupped Chuuya's cheeks, admiring the lovely blush on Chuuya's perfect face— "But I guess you wouldn't really grow much if that was the case." Chuuya smacked his hand off.

"You— I hate you with every inch of my being. Bastard." That got Dazai to cackle again, this time he was practically wheezing.

"That's not a lot of inches, Love—"

"FUCK YOU!" Chuuya threw the book Dazai was reading earlier at his face, hitting him hard, as he was way too distracted to dodge.

"Fucking asshole, useless fucker, bitchy little mummy..." He kept on going with the insults and Dazai kept laughing.

"Oh, oh! I'm never going to ever get sick of Chuuya! If I'm honest, I think Chuuya's height makes him much cuter~!"