𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗞𝗢𝗞𝗨 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗧𝗦

I Wish Death Upon You Dazai Osamu! But First, I Demand Cuddles.

It started out like this, okay?

So Dazai was lazing around on work, whining and complaining while he folded paper airplanes and threw them around the office, mostly going in Kunikida's direction, as always. Yosano was sipping on wine in her glass, saying that it helped her 'de-stress' and insisted she was not bored and not waiting for somebody to be in grave danger, like, in a life or death situation.
Of course not! Ranpo was conversing with Kenji and Kyouka, eating his snacks and some crumbs on his face. Atsushi was currently doing Dazai's job, also known as doing his paperwork for him. Tanizaki was conversing with Naomi, who is his sister.

Then executive Nakahara Chuuya and executive Kouyou Ozaki enter the office, and Dazai's eyes lit up and shined, he got out of his couch for the first time that day and quickly ran up to him, "Slug~" He snatched his hat and the other agency members looked mortified. Chuuya punched Dazai and mercilessly pounded his fist on his face, leaving him a disfigured face. That was what was supposed to happen, so what—

"Give that back you idiot."
Chuuya groaned, his words so low it was almost impossible to hear— He grabbed weakly at his hat, Kouyou looked at Kyoka with a melancholy look on her face, shaking her head from left to right.

Dazai looked almost shocked, before frowning and putting his hat back on his head. Kunikida's eye twitched, Ranpo was sleeping for some reason. Kunikida lipsynched "You idiot! Don't do that again— He could've easily killed us all if you had provoked him!" Dazai ignored that, grabbing Chuuya's hand and pulling him onto his couch despite his weak protests.

"You're sleeping there, no ifs, no buts, no maybes!"
Dazai scolded him like a teacher to his student, pointing his finger at him.

"Bu—"

"Adadadada!"

"Damn you, you—"
Dazai put his hand on Chuuya's mouth, muffling whatever words he was saying.

Kouyou walked over to the detectives, "I apologize for intruding but my executive is terribly tired and he won't listen to me, my last resort was to drag him here to Dazai-kun," She looked at Kyouka, mouthing out a 'hello' at her. Kunikida arched a brow at her, "Why Dazai?"

Kouyou blinked, and then chuckled.

"You're Dazai's current partner, are you not?"
He nodded in response.

"You see, Chuuya never rests, he's been deprived of sleep this whole week and refuses to listen to me or relax. Dazai was partners with him back in his Port Mafia days and he always had ways to make sure Chuuya would rest, They know the other better then they know themselves."

She smiled, glancing back at the duo who were currently bickering.

"Well, I should take my leave, Do make sure Dazai gets him to rest, Goodbye my Kyouka."
She stepped out the room.

The detectives looked at the duo, Chuuya was holding down a pillow on Dazai's face and Dazai was waving his hands up in the air in retaliation. "Mmmmph!" Yosano snorted as she downed a glass of wine. Dazai grabbed at Chuuya's hat again and snatched it away from him, making Chuuya use one of his hands to get it back, but as soon as he did so, Dazai threw the pillow to the side and knocked Chuuya on the couch in a lying down position.

He put on the hat and Chuuya had this ugly look on his face.

"You're not getting it back until you rest until we go home."