Dazai pissed off Chuuya too much which resulted in him getting ignored;
Dazai: Chibi...Stop ignoring meeeeee~
Chuuya: Why don't you go fuck yourself, bastard.
Dazai: I'd rather do it to you~
Chuuya: Im leaving.
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Shin soukoku:
Atsushi: Aku, Do you love me?
Akutagawa: No.
Atsushi: *sniffle*
Akutagawa: OH shIt- Oh no iM soRry-
Soukoku's version:
Chuuya: Why the fuck did you fuck me?
Dazai: Meh, Just because.
Chuuya:...Get the fuck out my house you shit *sniffle*
Dazai: WAIT IM SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME-
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Mori: I hate you.
Fukuzawa: I hate you too.
Chuuya: I fucking hate you.
Dazai: Glad we can agree on something.
Akutagawa: I'm gonna kill you.
Atsushi: -After 6 months.
The fandom: Why are you gay?
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Dazai: Chuuya has so many pet names for me,Bandaged Bastard , Mold, Mackerel, Waste of space, Waste of bandages, Waste of time, Suicidal dumbass, Suicidal maniac, Motherfucker, Bastard, and my personal favorite, Daddy.
Odasaku: Uh-huh, thats great- WAIT WHAT?!
Ango: What the hell Dazai?
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Kouyou: Chuuya why are you crying?
Chuuya: Dazai told me he hated me...
Kouyou: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU OSAMU?! IM GONNA SEND YOU TO HELL!
Chuuya: *wipes tears* This is what you get for hiding my wine collection bastard.
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Chuuya choking Dazai
Dazai: Are we fighting or are we flirting? Cause I'm kinda getting mixed signals...
Chuuya: I'm gonna sink my teeth into your fucking throat!
Dazai: Yeah um, still proving my point, Mixed signals..
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Chuuya: I'll cut your throat! That'll shut you up!
Dazai: Your gorgeous,mesmerizing,beautiful, ethereal, adorable and so perfect-
Chuuya in a blushing mess: SHUT UP
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Dazai: There are just some random sounds that people somehow like- like shoes stepping on gravel.
Atsushi: The crackling of a fire!
Chuuya:The snapping of the necks of people who think they oppose me.
Dazai: I also like it when Chuuya moans my name-
Chuuya: I also like the sound of Dazai's neck snapping when I fucking kill him.
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(credits to people who made some these...dialogues?)
Dazai: Lets make the house look nice for Chuuya!
Akutagawa: He doesn't care about what things look like.
Dazai: Why would you say that?
Akutagawa: He's dating you.
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Chuuya:*walks into a room*
Chuuya: Sorry I was late, I was doing...something.
Dazai: *walks in the room too while behind Chuuya and raises his hand* I am something!
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Atsushi: What time is it?
Dazai: I don't know, pass me that saxophone then we'll find out.
Dazai: *plays saxophone loudly*
Chuuya(distantly): WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING A SAXOPHONE IN 4AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!
Dazai: It's 4am in the morning.
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RomanceI HAVE MOVED ON TO AO3, THIS MOST LIKELY WILL NO LONGER BE UPDATED (ao3: zaikunxx) I PLAN TO REWORK SOME OF THE CHAPTERS IN THIS BOOK ON AO3, SO PLEASE CHECK ME OUT <3 Content warnings: •Suicide (especially for Dazai, of course.) •Self-harm •Cursi...
