𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗞𝗢𝗞𝗨 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗧𝗦

A Big, Happy Family!

Dazai Osamu, The biggest Pillow Princess in the world. Craves attention and touch like the madman he is, extremely easy to make jealous and can get extremely fussy and grumpy when not getting the things he wants! If it were up to Chuuya, He'd get a refund on him.

But sadly, this one comes for free. (Free; meaning becoming a mafioso and getting backstabbed, literally, by the friends you've considered your family since day one!)

Dazai Osamu, also the idiot who burnt down Chuuya's house and led to him basically getting only five kisses a week because Chuuya was so angry at him. In hopes of being forgiven, he actually is being nice to Chuuya a lot lately, doing his paperwork to hopefully impress the other by telling him, 'I did my work today!' when he goes back to their new penthouse that Chuuya has bought.

The agency have been getting extremely wary of him, there was almost something bad happening or going to happen if Dazai does paperwork.

One of them being that one time Dazai filled out three pieces of paper properly and the water pipes of the agency broke and started to flood the room.

He just ignored them, he already had the perfect plan to make Chuuya forgive him and get back to their lovey-dovey routine together! He would go through the door, kiss Chuuya on the lips and showing him a very expensive and vintage wine that would woo Chuuya over and fill their nights with love, lust and lots of skin slapping together~

The thought of it makes Dazai grin.

He walked through the door and was going to jump on Chuuya— ...Who wasn't even there.

Dazai frowns at this, yelling out, "Chuu~ I'm home!" He felt like crying when he didn't get a response, only hearing a few giggles and laughs, followed with, "Awww, aren't you the cutest? You're way cuter than him! Oh yes you are!" In a softer tone that Dazai hears when Chuuya speaks to him normally.

Did Chuuya not hear him? Who is this that Chuuya is speaking with?! Is Chuuya cheating on him?

Dazai gasped and he marched towards the bedroom, only to see someone in the bed with Chuuya, getting cuddles and kisses, ones that were supposed to be his!

He felt his heart sink at the sight.

"How could you do this to me, Chuuya?!"

Chuuya didn't even look back at him!

"Hey Osamu."
Chuuya deadpanned.

"Who is that?! You're horrible Chuuya— Cheating on me."
Dazai cried, waving his hands and the wine bottle around.

Chuuya only laughed, and the creature Chuuya was kissing had the audacity to make it's way to Dazai himself, and rubbed itself on his legs! Dazai glared at the thing and shuddered before screaming at Chuuya dramatically.

"How could—" Dazai readied his hands to the back of his head, before throwing the wine bottle at Chuuya, "—You?!" He whined. Naturally, Chuuya caught the wine bottle and placed it next to him, but not before kissing the bottle?!

"Wahhhh~ Chuuya's cheating on me!"
Dazai sagged to the floor slowly, making Chuuya throw his head back, laughing crazily at the man in front of him, seriously, Chuuya had the audacity to laugh at a man who had just gotten his heart broken by him, how cruel!