𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗞𝗢𝗞𝗨 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗧𝗦

Corny Pick-up Lines Are Great!

Chuuya Nakahara is someone who is weak to compliments towards him,  depending on the person, he'll get flustered or embarassed— If you were like a subordinate of his, he'd laugh, flash a kind smile and thank you for the kind words then wrap his arm around your neck happily.

Although, if Dazai Osamu were to compliment him, someone would get punched. That someone would always be Dazai himself, of course. Always, always— That bastard would be mocking Chuuya, almost as if he likes getting punched or something!

But, if the compliment is actually honest and isn't made to mock him, his brain would come to a halt for a minute or two, as if to process what had happened. It would always cause Dazai to pretend it was a joke because of the way Chuuya would react.

Now, Chuuya is also incredibly easy to embarass and he'd show it in multiple ways, wrapping himself with his coat, blushing furiously and covering his face with his hands, biting his lip and punching or shoving you away, a lot of ways.

He wore his heart on his shoulder, showcasing his emotions for everyone to see.

"Oh Chuuya, of all your curves, your smile is my favorite!" He placed his hand on his heart, swaying his body like he'd just fallen in love or something.

Chuuya punched him hard in the stomach, as deserved. Chuuya was smiling because he'd just seen a cute dog walking on the sidewalk with it's owner and he melted like ice cream when the dog smiled at him. Dazai hunched over and clutched his stomach and let out a choked noise.

Chuuya felt very satisfied with his work.

———

Yosano and Chuuya laughed as they carried multiple shopping bags, they'd been hanging out for a while and it was actually pretty fun, they had a lot of similarities actually. They both liked wine, they both are incredibly mean, they know this annoying piece of shit called Dazai Osamu and they had chemistry!

"Oh fuck, you know what he did next? He tried to—"

"Ah, Yosano-sensei~!" An obnoxious brat stood in front of them.

"Oh, it's the annoying piece of shit we were talking about." Yosano blatantly said and it made Chuuya snort abruptly.

Dazai gasped dramatically, "Yosano-sensei! How could you? And here I thought we were friends!" He fake-sobbed, "Aw, woe is him." Chuuya crossed his arms, looking back at Yosano, cocky and smug.

"Neh, Chuuya—"

"What." Chuuya spat out.

"I knw you're busy, but can you add me on your to-do list?" Dazai had the audacity to bite his lip at him. Yosano took a step back, "Ew! Gross!" She gagged.

"Oh my fucking god you're disgusting."

"I—" Chuuya slapped his hand on Dazai's mouth. He was fuming red at this point.

"Jesus Christ, you are horrible." Yosano choked out in disbelief.

"You- You fucking asshole! Wai- Oh my god- Did you just fucking lick my hand?!" He pulled his hand back and saw Dazai smiling cheekily at him.

"I would like to go to a place where there isn't a Dazai Osamu in it so I'm leaving now." She made a gagging sound and walked away awkwardly.

"You are such a dick!" Dazai grinned, "Don't say it." Chuuya growled.

"Oh but Chuuya, my beloved, I know how to please a man." He took Chuuya's hand and brushed his fingers delicately on his palm, making it tingle a little. "Then please leave me alone."