𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗞𝗢𝗞𝗨 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗧𝗦

The Rumors Were True!

1.

Dazai walked past some students who were enthusiastically giggling, faces pink, smiles on their faces. As a teacher, he had to listen, Who knows? They might be making fun of someone! was the excuse he made up in his mind to not feel ashamed...
Oh wait— He doesn't have any shame whatsoever!

"Yup I saw them there!"
Lucy giggled.

"Oh my god really?!"
Higuchi squeaked out.

"Ah!"
The pinkie named Yuan squealed in delight, putting her hands on her cheeks and jumped, "In love your honor!" she danced around with the other girls, "Ah so they're just talking about crushes, how disappointing.." Ok, maybe he was looking for something juicy, blackmail about the teacher that was beloved by many in the school, Nakahara Chuuya, perhaps?

"Dazai-sensei and Chuuya-san are so adorable!"
Dazai choked and fell on the ground.

What.

Me?

And

The Slug?

"Eeeek! So true!"
Higuchi and Yuan held hands and hopped around happily, Gin and Lucy just laughed.

Dazai had to stop this. This was a Level 10 threat rumor! An abomination! A ticking time bomb that was bound to be set off if heard by the ever-so-gossipy Yosano Akiko and her partner in crime Ranpo Edogawa who was also apart of student council!

"Oi, stupid Dazai, what the hell are you doing?"
Dazai almost fell face down on the floor in surprise.

"Ah Chuuya!"
The girls looked at both of them, The four of them who was Lucy, Higuchi, Gin and Yuan, had suspiciously blushy faces. They ran to the side quickly, escaping from them— Wait a minute, they didn't run— They hid and pulled out their phones!

"Well, some students were going to gossip and I took it upon myself to make sure they weren't bullying anybody!"
Dazai smiled, ear to ear.

"I'm such a good teacher, making sure this is a good and safe environment for the pupils of the school."
Chuuya rolled his eyes, crossing his arms—

"Yeah sure, knowing you, you probably wanted to listen on them to find blackmail or rumors about me or something."

"Completely right!"
Dazai felt his eye twitch, hearing the whispers of Yuan, "Thank god he didn't hear us." he heard the others agreeing with her.
"I hate you. And don't you forget about later." was Chuuya's last words to him before walking away from hi—

Chuuya was wearing the tightest pants ever known to mankind.

The slug didn't leave much for the imagination to do.

Dazai walked to the girls, making the four of them have fear in their little faces. "Chuuya and me are so not dating and I'm saying this, not as your teacher, but as your guardian angel."

"Chuuya is trying to tempt all of us with his clothes and body. I'm warning all of you."
The girls tilted their faces, looking behind the brunette.

They were all out of the closet lesbians, what is this guy talking ab—

"Praise God."
Yuan began to pray, worshipping the holy entities.