The Adventures Of Hayato And Co

the face abuse begins

There once was a young STRAPPING lad called *searches generic japanese names* EHUM hayato nakamura
Seems good
Ehum hayato nakamura was 16 years old, key word was yup hayato never learned to look both ways before crossing the road he then got hit by a Toyota prius.
Then a truck came full speed and drove over him, after he was still lying on the ground from getting hit by the toyota prius full speed.

Then the next thing hayato knew he was in a bright room, with a bald old man? hayato thought to himself then the oldman spoke

Oldman: it seem you got hit by a truck what?

Hayato: uhh i thought i got hit by a much smaller car?

Oldman: well yes but you got hit by a truck right after what? It was hilarious what?

Why does he keep saying what after everything, Is that his thing?
Hayato thought while facepalming

Steve: i thought i should introduce myself what? Im steve just steve
You dont get to hear a last name what? Nor do you get to hear a middle name what?

Hayato: im hayato nak-
*steve cuts him off

Steve: i know who you are what? What i do wanna know is waddya wanna do with ya pathetic live what?

Hayato: as in i get to choose what happens to me next?

Steve: precisely yet you still get very limited shitty options what?

Hayato: such as?

Steve: get reincarnated in a world with magic and powers and stuff, like one of those generic japanese cartoons you watch, you worthless piece of trash i look at you like a piece of gum on my shoe what? i can call ya gumshoe now what? Your other option is get reborn as a new person in the same world with no memories and you get cursed with being unlucky what?

Hayato: i have to consider a few things first do i get to kill things in this magic world?

Steve: yes

Hayato: I choose that

Steve: good choice gumshoe

Hayato: my names hayato nakamura

Steve: you have a last name is that supposed to impress me what? Intimidate me what? Cuz if it does it dont

Hayato: what?

Steve: shut it now get teleported already
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Steve: WHY IS IT NOT WORKING?
Oh right you have to go through that door i forgot now step through mr. Has a last name

Hayato:alright if you say so baldy

Steve: YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW SO I CAN SHOV-

Hayato closes the door portal to a new world

Hayato pov

*deep breath*
Ahhhhhh
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Fucking smells weird here