I hate christmas
Hayato povHayato: ahhhhhhh nothing gets the Christmas spirit going like FUCKING TRAINING 1 DAY, 1 DAY OFF PLEASE
Kitagawa: i refuse you still cant even protect yourself you got shielded by this fat lard
Akira: hahaha come one ol Kitagawa buddy ol pal we used to be good buds
Kitagawa: you're not never have been and never will be
Akira: awww how rude after i came all this way to see you?
Hayato: OKAY HOW DO YOU KNOW EACH OTHER AND WHY DOES HE GET COOKIES AND MILK BUT I DONT
Kitagawa: because dickheads that don't do their training dont get none
hayato: BUT HE'S NOT TRAINING
Kitagawa: cuz he already did
Akira: these some good cookies and milk
Kitagawa: there were like 10 cookies kn that plate how are all of them gone already
Akira: have you seen how big i am
Hayato: please just end me
DDP pov
DDP: thats right your inner calmness harness it my class
Olivia pov
Tibby: i somehow get the feeling i wont be having a good month
Tobay: AWWWW dont worry my little STUPID sister you wont dieeee you're strong i guess
Olivia: how are you worse than hayato compared to him he actually set the bar higher for reliability and the bar is on the floor
NONE OF THIS IS CANON HUSH IT
YOU ARE READING
The Adventures Of Hayato And Co
Actiona story about a dude that got isekaid and meets people he inevitably comes to hate while committing various crimes on accident......i think