The Adventures Of Hayato And Co

tactically retreating

Hayato pov

Hayato: you know i would appreciate it LITERALLY ANY HELP ARRIVES

Hunter #1: hunter hayato help has arrived

Hayato: the fuck are you?

Hunter #2: HEY have some respect he is an A rank hunter truly a important member of our team

Hayato: and quite frankly i could not care

Lonely beer: oh more victims to play around with huh?

Hayato: have fun beery

Lonely beer: i will first end you

*suddenly an icicle like magic attack hits lonely beer*

Hunter #3: fret not hayato and co your saviors have arrived

Olivia: wait DID YOU SERIOUSLY FILL IN HAYATO AND CO IN THE PARTY REGISTRATION?

hayato: no that was ddp i told him to do it though he ugh it still hurts to laugh

Hayato: anyway LETS RUN

*hayato and co start running away*

Lonely beer: you wont get fa-

*lonely beer gets cut off after being hit with a ball made out of chain*

Lonely beer: you dare touch lonely beer

Hunter #1: chain magic actually my name is rave

Lonely beer: a fitting name for a fool

Rave: what do you mean by that?

Lonely beer: its a stupid name for a stupid idiot

Rave: you wont get to me with insults let us fight for the safety of our precious city

Lonely beer: trust me this will be recorded in history as a 1 sided sad massacre

*cut to hayato and co at the medicine store*

Olivia: we need to buy some potions not only for healing but also to boost our strength and speed and magic

Hayato: so we buy drugs? Fuck i always wanted to be like hogan

DDP: or anyone of NWO really

Hayato: lets see if they have any steroids

*they enter the shop*

Meis: welcome to my shop

Hayato: yeah sure cool, you got any ketamine?

*Olivia hits hayato on the back of the head*

Hayato: you absolute twat

Olivia: dont listen to anything he says, his parents hate him

Hayato: THE DEAD ONES?

Olivia: just grab whatever the fuck you need and then lets pay because if i didnt say that you'd run away with it

Hayato: what noooo pffff me?

DDP: yes

Hayato: you cunt

*cut back the lonely beer and the hunters*

Lonely beer: congratulations you finally surpassed the infant i had to punch before my sealing, however all of you are exhausted and bloody yet not a single scratch on me

* cut back to hayato*

Hayato: what if i use red army and use 5 clones to check out whats happening and see if i can do some damage

Olivia: for once you have an idea that doesn't prove humanity is doomed

*cut back to lonely beer now fighting the red army*

Lonely beer: whats this red clones of the other hunter? Very well speak what is it you want?

Clone: look they dont know this but lets strike a deal

Lonely beer: oh? Lets hear it then?

Clone: you can kill everyone in this city i go to a different one you leave that one alone and we dont fight

Lonely beer: youre betraying your own friends DISGRACEFUL no i shall kill everyone including you BEER STREAM

*lonely beer shoots the 5 clones*

*hayato and co arrive*

Hayato: well that didnt last real fucking long

Olivia: who cares just focus on beating this glass bottle

DDP: im drinking a potion to strengthen my diamond cutter and make it bigger and faster

Olivia: im drinking one for defense and speed as i focus on melee

Hayato: steroids

DDP: you actually found steroids?

Hayato: of course there arent any laws against them hehe

* they all use their potions and as for Hayato steroids*

Hayato: already feel stronger look at these muscles

Olivia: they dont make you more muscular looking this is a magic enhanced item it doesnt do anything to appearance

Hayato: scam this isnt how it worked at home

To be cuntinued what?