Hall: hey yo it wasnt a surprise really
Matt: ALRIGHT let us move on to the next battle NASH VS HAYATO
hayato: this will be the most enjoyable thing i will ever do
Nash: same honestly i cant wait to break every bone in your body in alphabetical order
Hayato: i doubt you have the brain capacity to know all of them in order
Nash: well at the end of the day it wont matter because broken they will be
Hayato: retard you've always been
Nash: oh haha
Hayato: yes keep encouraging me
Nash: you are going to die
Hayato: yes but not today unlike you
Matt: BEGIN YOUNG ONES
nash: IM OLDER THAN YOU
matt: oh
Nash: well since hall couldnt keep it a secret i might aswell transform too
Hayato: shit
*hayato facepalms*
Hayato: racepalm
*it hits nash square in the nose*
Nash: ARGGH FUCK CANT YOU WAIT FOR 1 MINUTE
hayato: wanna know why its called racepalm?
Nash: NO
Hayato: cuz its fast pog
Nash: fuck it
*smoke comes from nash following an explosion*
Hayato: hall's didnt have an explosion so this must be better, whats the name change this time?
Diesel: my name is now diesel and unlike ramon i actually have something other than just a power up to offer
Hayato: will you be telling me?
Diesel: no
Hayato: thought so
SPEAR
*hayato uses the spear and it knocks diesel of balance, hayato starts marching*
Hayato: red army
*hayato makes 1 clone of himself*
*diesel knocks the clone down*
*diesel charges at hayato and just punches hayato many times as he says*
Diesel: ive always wanted to get a good chance to do this
Hayato: well fuck you too
Diesel: i want to end this quickly
*diesel grabs hayato by the collar and jumps up 300 feet up into the air and lets him go*
Hayato: cunt
Diesel: jacknife powerbomb
*hayato falls all the way down to the ground and when he hits the ground a huge explosion happens*
Diesel: well that really easy oh well
Hayato: suck it asshole
*hayato hits diesel with the sledgehammer from behind knocking him away*
Diesel: ugh how are you alive
Hayato: i dont explain everything i can do, i just switched places with my clone because i can do that now pogchamp
Diesel: of course you can
Hayato: SPEAR
*hayato uses the spear but right as diesel goes to stop it and kick hayato in the face using his momentum against him but at the last second hayato stops
Hayato: STUNNER
*hayato kicks diesel in the leg with tbe stunner, then he hits him with the sledgehammer*
Hayato: well looks like its over diesel time to die
Diesel: is what you might think
*suddenly smoke comes out of diesels mouth and he stands up*
Diesel: i had a refill
Hayato: ooooooooooooh so thats why youre called diesel, wait how would you know AHH
*diesel kicks hayato in the face send him flying diesel chases after him then catches him while holding him raoidly starts punching hayato*
Diesel: and we are back to square one ehhh but i dont mind doing this all day honestly
Diesel: wait i get that youre bleeding but would you really be this red?
Hayato: you fooooool clone switching bullshit
*hayato charges at diesel with a sledgehammer*
Diesel: no
*diesel back kicks hayato stopping him*
Diesel: those trick wont work anymore
*cut to the people watching
DDP: wait so does hayato actually stand a chance?
Sting: honestly i know he'll pull something out of his ass
Triple h: yknow im betting on diesel to win
Jeff: why?
Triple h: well i dont know if you look closely might be able to see that diesel is currently punching hayato to death and its not a clone
Jeff: oh right
Diesel: i destroyed your clone and now theres no way out
Diesel: nwo get it?
Hayato: its not rocket science
Diesel: it aint rocket science that youre soft
Hayato: go fuck yourself you huge cunt
*hayato falls and just lying on the ground*
Diesel: i won thats it no more
*diesel walks over hayato*
Diesel: oh sorry didnt see you ther AGGGGGHHHHHH MY KNEEEEE
*but then suddenly DIESEL INJURES HIS KNEE and lies on the ground*
*hayato stands up*
Hayato: you lost, get fucked
*hayato smashes diesels head with the sledgehammer*
Hayato: DEEEEAAAATHHH
matt: YOURE WINNER HAYATOOOOOOO
sting: well that was something
To be cuntinued whaaaaaat?
YOU ARE READING
The Adventures Of Hayato And Co
Azionea story about a dude that got isekaid and meets people he inevitably comes to hate while committing various crimes on accident......i think
