The Adventures Of Hayato And Co

painful training

Kitagawa pov

Kitagawa: I've set up a training course you must do it without being hit 3 times i'll keep watch from a distance so you dont cheat it includes hidden holes, swinging, logs, spikes, arrows and more have fun being in pain

Hayato: can i just move to a different country? And avoid this

Kitagawa: no you'll just run into new threats without being to get power handed to you now go

Hayato: ok, god damn

Steve: DONT USE MY NAME IN VAIN YOU DIRTY LITTLE DUNGEON RAT WHAT???

Hayato: fuck forgot about that

*472 attempts at the training course later*

Hayato i *pant* comeplete *pant* the *pant* stupid *pant* fucking *pant* course

Kitagawa: that took longer than expected well now do it again but instead this time every hit you take will be death real spikes, sharp logs, holes with spikes amongst other things will be used good luck you need it im gonna take a nap have fun

Hayato: WHA WHY I FUCKING HATE THIS

*skip to hayato completing the course*

Hayato: OLD FUCK WAKE UP I DID IT YOU CUNT

kitagawa: that took a while

Hayato: i'd like to see you do better

Kitagawa: brat i can do it thousands of times in a row blindfolded and not have a single close call as a matter of fact i have

Hayato: pshpshpshpsh mr.look im so strong cool fuck godfucking

*hayato goes to the wooden house of Kitagawa*

Kitagawa: now that youve had a taste of something youve been missing i think its time

Hayato: missing?

Kitagawa: i know its a stretch but all you know is how to have 'fights'

Hayato: fights? Also what do you mean stretch?

Kitagawa: oh isnt it obvious? I can barely call what you do 'fight' but for lack of better words im saying fight this threat is not something you merely 'fight' with, you battle with them have a war with them for you throwing some punches is good enough for any other foe but this is impossible to beat with merely punches and magic attacks

Hayato: you know this is hurting my brain whats the difference?

*hayato trying to stay awake*

Kitagawa: every hit is to kill every hit is break down your opponent once and for all as well as certain other small things
Is that monkey monkey enough for you?

Hayato: hmmmm monkey

Kitagawa: let step outside to the campfire its dinner time

*they go outside and kitagawa lights a fire on the campfire*

Hayato: i finally get to eat so i just put this pointy stick into the meat and hold it above the fire?

Kitagawa: yeahhhh exactly sure

*a little time passes by*

Hayato: i think its done now right?

Kitagawa: yeahhh it seems done

Hayato: alright imma eat then

*hayato takes a bite*

Kitagawa: hey remember how i mentioned "other small stuff"?

*hayato with his mouth full*

Hayato: hmmm yesh?

Kitagawa: yeah

Hayato: what the ffffuu

*hayato becomes dizzy*

*Kitagawa stabs hayato in the shoulder with the pointy stick*

Hayato: AGGGHHHHH YOU TWAT

*hayato quickly stands up and jumps back but then he realizes everything is woozy and spinny*

Kitagawa: well i went easy on you this time its none lethal poison just makes you quite dizzy and screws with your head

*Kitagawa pulls out a wooden dagger*

Hayato: HM?

*hayato tried to put his guard up but then suddenly Kitagawa is right in front of him*

Kitagawa: damn you really suck at this treat it as if it was real you dont just put your guard up when the enemy thinks they have a free shot thats makes them vulnerable go for the kill you cant stop a knife with blocking

*Kitagawa thrusts the wooden dagger into hayatos arm sending him flying backwards into a tree*

Kitagawa: if it was a real dagger your arm would be unusable for the rest of the fight, no you would have been dead if i were not to challenge your guard

*hayato faints*

(He has much more to learn than i expected why couldn't a competent person be sent here fuck sakes)

To be continued WHAT?