Hayato pov
???: so whatll it be, would you care to join my tea and pear party?
Hayato: *whistles* stranger danger stranger danger
???: stranger? Oh i guess i havent introduced my self my name is
Takuma taku tak taku
Or just T4a for short
Hayato: t4a? didnt know they had bad jojo references here but ok
T4a: so now there im not a stranger i need to know your name
Hayato: my name is .......(prolly shouldnt give him my real name cuz hes kinda sus might vote him later) my name is juan
T4a: youre not from around here are you?
Hayato: ok listen here cunt i didnt need any of your racism, you british twat
T4a: hey now no need to be rude i just wanted to say hi
*he says while circling me and stops when hes right behind me*
Hayato: *facepalms* PHASEPALM GO
*the phasepalm hits him directly in the schnoz*
T4a: AHHH FUCK THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU I JUST OFFERED SOME TEA AND SOME PEARS WHILE I WAS CREEPILY STARING AT THAT SEXY ASS i mean.... youre so fit how do you stay in shape?
Hayato: im not even fit im average, now i shall leave and hope to never see you again i bid you adieu
*starts running as fast he can into the city untill hes past the weapon shop which used to mark the halfway point to the other end of the city*
Hayato: *pant pant pant* ***GASP***
Fuck im outta shape maybe im below average, but then again i did run half of the city according to the narrator i mean huh?
**hears girl screams**
(The fucks happening ova der?) *mind*
(perhap a mugging oooh please let it be a mugging that would be pog)
(Ok so it should be around this alley and yup there it is, and it looks like a drug deal??? But its about an item i think i probably shouldnt intervene)
Hayato looks around the corner with a giant smirk
Girl: you promised 3 silver
Man: that items not even worth 1 what makes tou think i would pay that i think youre just scamming me
(Pfffff this is great wish i had some smores to numb this generic ass interaction)
Girl: fine then i call the deal off
Man: no i think ill be taking this for free
(Theyre just arguing bout a stick whats so special there are trees outside and inside the city you know all though there arent many inside just small ones meant for decoration purposes)
Man: so just give it to me
*he goes to grab it*
*the girl starts screaming and kicks the dude square in the schnoz and he gets knocked out*
(Lmao imagine getting beaten by a girl what a cunt)
Girl: you know you couldve helped
*she says while noticing hayato*
Girl: you know what you dont look like much i think ill release the rest of my anger on you
*hayato facepalms*
Hayato: bibidi babadi boo i wouldnt even want to fuck you
*starts running*
Girl: COME BACK HERE YOU WEAK CUNT
To be continued what?
YOU ARE READING
The Adventures Of Hayato And Co
Actiona story about a dude that got isekaid and meets people he inevitably comes to hate while committing various crimes on accident......i think
