The Adventures Of Hayato And Co

no cap this bottle be kinda winning

Hayato pov

Hayato: now with the power of steroids i have become invincible

DDP: i highly doubt that

Hayato: nyeynyehnyeh doubt what you want but we are not going to lose to this tiny ass beer bottle

Olivia: and yet we already had our asses kicked by a small beer bottle

Hayato: yes but thats not going into the reports

Olivia: unless it happens again

Hayato: it wont

Lonely beer: are you fools finished with your argument?

Hayato: no

Hayato:like i said we arent going t-

*lonely beer shoots a stream of beer at hayato sending him flying*

DDP: SHOULDVE DONE MORE STRETCHING EH HAYATO?

Olivia: well how did he think that was going to go

*lonely beer shoots another stream of beer but this time at olivia but she dodges*

DDP: you know whats funny about all this?

Olivia: WHAT?

DDP: it probably has a transformation and an ultimate attack

Olivia: lets think about that when it happens for now lets focus on just beating him quickly

*olivia charges at lonely beer*

Lonely beer: you fool, you dare attack me without a weapon?

*Olivia throws a flurry of punches whoch lonely beer block with his pinky*

Lonely beer: you're not even a warmup for my little finger how sad must you be?

*suddenly DDP was behind lonely beer and tries to kick him away but it doesn't even move him*

DDP: I CALL HAX

*lonely beer back kicks but DDP jumps backwards but the shockwave of the kick hits DDP in the stomach sending him flying*

Lonely beer: truly inexperienced and weak now you puny humans must be trembling in your shoes

*lonely beer jumps up a little to reach Olivia's stomach and flicks his finger sending her flying*

(Honestly its quite fun watching them get their asses handed to them but i didnt really feel that attack i guess i should finish it quickly before god starts rambling about how my isekai was a mistake)

*hayato rushes at lonely beer with a spear *the attack* and actually pushes lonely back a bit*

Lonely beer: oh that it?

Hayato: well i cant get much power out of it because i have to practically reach to the floor to hit you

Lonely beer: how inferior you are to me very well i shall make it easier for you

*suddenly lonely beer starts growing to hayatos height*

(Oh fuck of course he can do that whats next bringing back the dead and having hogan fight us?)

Lonely beer: it seems you are currently being fueled by steroids how disappointing

Hayato: well to be fair so is your backstory

*lonely beer hits hayato in the face but hayato doesnt move*

Hayato: this is that good shiiiiittt

*hayato punches lonely beer but he also doesnt move*

Lonely beer: hoho i must give props to the conjurer of said steroids

*hayato and lonely beer exchange blows until lonely beer suddenly gets hit from behind with a line of chains*

Rave: you wont cause anymore harm

*lonely beer shoots a stream of beer at rave sending him flying into a building*

Lonely beer: now then without further interruptions let us continue

To be to be to be to be to be cuntinued what?