*Hayato pov*
(So after i .....nicely walked unannounced into the important information vault i noticed they have enemy parties that want to do more then hit them with a barrel, maybe if i act as if nash gave them information thats important)
*doorbell rings*
(Thats the time to leave)
*opens door*
Hogan: we're back brotherrr
Nash: where is hall?
Hayato: gone away disappeared vanished adios'd ariverderci'd
Nash: and you dont know where?
Hayato: weapon shop or whatever
Hogan: anyway dude we wanna take you with us on an dungeon exploration brother
Nash: no you don't have a choice youre coming
Hayato: yeh yeh whatever cunt ill fuckin come
Nash: no lip
Hayato: no bitchin
Hogan: now now brothers its time for us to go and run wild on all those monsters dude
Nash: yeah lets
Hayato: exhilarating
*we arrive at the sex dun- i mean just dungeon*
(Well this giant cave looking thing sure aint ominous)
Steve: hey boy
(Steve what are you doing in my head i never called)
Steve: well this dungeon is really hard and you are underleveled by a little fuck ton what? I said fuck ton what? What? Also i can tell that there some sus (among us lol) peeps are in there what?
(damn i really dont care man i mean WOOOOOOW this really feels like that time
My friend was talking about bleach i couldnt care less.............ehum goodbye now steve)
Steve: what?ever ill just get drunk on some cervesas some brewskies maybe even a steveweiser what? I said STEVEWEISAAAAA
(yeh you go do that twat)
*we go in the dungeon and eventually we found 3 tunnels*
Hogan: okay brothers theres only one logical thing to do in this situation we split
(HA like colt)
Nash: okay but who goes in which
Hayato: SEE YALL CUNTS LATEEEERRRR
*goes in the middle one*
Nash: ughhhhh godamnit
Hayato: huh? No monster thats pretty pog not gonna lie man
Hayato: is that a person? No TWOOOO PEOPLE WOOOOW
Oldman: what is that youre wondering around for in my domain?
Hayato: on a mission lmao
Other person:......
Hayato:.......
Hayato: good talk man whats your name
Other person: ...........
Hayato: great name, so old man whats your name
Oldman: my names bo-
Hayato: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS
*poses with his arm up while his head is looking down while slightly tilted*
Oldman: i am the devourer worlds and souls the very essence of death is what drives me
Hayato: *hayato* i didnt need to know your life story cunt
Oldman: my name is
Hayato: ........
Other person: .........
Oldman: ..........
Oldman: BOB
Hayato: is that really your name
Bob: yes
Hayato: so whats mutes name over here
Bob: borf
Hayato: *facepalm* of course it is
To be cuntinued what?
YOU ARE READING
The Adventures Of Hayato And Co
Actiona story about a dude that got isekaid and meets people he inevitably comes to hate while committing various crimes on accident......i think
