The Adventures Of Hayato And Co

the atomic leg drop

Hayato pov

Walter: you people disgrace the art of fighting it is sacred and you people are dirtying it with your giant egos

(huh nice coat)

Hogan: hey brother dont interrupt nwo fighting time dude this aint about you brother

Walter: if its you dirtying the sacred training grounds with your dirty feet IT IS ABOUT ME

hayato: i always looked at fighting as a way to satisfy all your bloodshed needs and wills to murder

Everyone & steve: what?

Hayato: oh sorry i thought we were saying what was on our minds

Nash: are you even mentally stable?

Hayato: hey i never had to fill out an application saying i was mentally stable

Hall: hey yo i said hey yo can we continue already chico's?

Matt: ahhhhhh walter its definitely been a sad orphans age since ive last engaged in a conversation with you

Walter: matt it seems youre still a crazy person

Matt: yahhhhhhhhh

Jeff: soooo can we just like stop all this?

Nwo: NO

Jeff: yes

Nwo: alright

Nwo: WAIT NO

Hall: I REFUSE TO PARTY WITH PEOPLE LIKE THEM THEY DESTROYED MY CHAIN

Nash: who cares about some stupid chain im sure you have more

Hall: *with a tear* my drip *sniff*

*hayato facepalms*

Hayato: fuck sakes

Walter: now we shall continue training and perfecting our craft

Matt: yaaaaaa goodbye imperium see you on the battlefield

Hayato: huh? Jeff translate

Jeff: well you see he has been seeing

Matt: THE PROPHECY TELLS ALL THE NATION STRONGEST PARTIES WILL CLASH ALONG WITH SOME ALONE REBELS

Hayato: so bloodshed?

Matt: quite a lot yeeees

Hayato: pogchamp les gooo

Hayato: well while you 3 fight imma just go

*hayato starts heading to the cave where bob and borf are*

hayato: OH BOB

bob: THE FFFFFUCK DO YOU WANT

hayato: me no strong me need strength nwo bad make me have strongth

Bob: aight power up

*hayato starts glowing*

Hayato: i feel stronger already whats my level now lemme check, status

*generic status screen pops up*

Level: 55

Hayato: ah poggers

Unlocked 3 new skills would you like to view them?

Hayato: obviously

Didnt ask for sas
Your skills are:

Stunner: activated by yelling stunner while kicking, electricity starts coming out of your foot added note: from steve

Spear: activated by yelling spear while running, while running you suddenly fly forward with a lot of speed crashing into anything youre dumb enough to crash into