The Adventures Of Hayato And Co

a boost in confidence

Kitagawa POV

Kitagawa: for your next part of training

*hayato laying on the ground exhausted and half dead*

Hayato: uhhhhhhhhhh

Kitagawa: thats the spirit tomorrow you will confront lonely beer

*hayato immediately jumps up*

Hayato: AYO AYO AYO HOLUP WHAT?

steve: thats my thing what?

Hayato: WHAT?

steve: i said thats my thing what?

Hayato: huhhhhhhhh WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'LL BE CONFRONTING LONELY BEER?

Kitagawa: im your fighting teacher not an english teacher remember what i taught you

Hayato: TORTURE?

Kitagawa: go to sleep for now i got something to show you tomorrow before you confront lonely beer

Hayato: fucking fine im too tired to tell you how dumb that is

*the next morning*

Kitagawa: WAKE UP USELESS GARBAGE

*Kitagawa hits hayato with a wooden sword across the head to wake hayato up*

Hayato pov

Hayato: FUCK, YOU DIPSHIT THATS WAS UNNECESSARY FFFUUUUCKKKKK AGHHHH ANY IDEA HOW HARD YOU HIT?
WHY DONT YOU FIGHT LONELY BEER?

Kitagawa: well you see......

Hayato: uhuh?

Kitagawa: im far past my prime boy besides its not my battle

hayato: ITS THE WHOLE KINGDOMS BATTLE SINCE THE WHOLE KINGDOM IS IN DANGER MAYBE EVEN THE WORLD

Kitagawa: i doubt it ive fought much worse i can guarantee that. Also about confronting lonely beer

Hayato: yeah the suicide mission what of it?

Kitagawa: remember what i taught you at the campfire

Hayato: TAUGHT? YOU MEAN THE ASSAULT?

Kitagawa: I SAID YOU REMEMBER THAT?

hayato: uh yes sir

(I think i peed a little)

Kitagawa: you're going to do that too, you smoke?

Hayato: wha? Im like what 15? 16? 17? Dunno

Kitagawa: you dont even remem- fuck it take this

*Kitagawa hands hayato a wooden box of cigarettes*

Kitagawa: dont open it no matter what

Hayato: uhh sure why?

Kitagawa: if i tell you it wont be genuine im not telling you what to do but you should get it by now if not, you're going to die

*Kitagawa also hands hayato a bottle of perfume*

Hayato: the fuck? What i do with this give myself a nice scent before getting sent into a coffin you daft cunt?

Kitagawa: ....................

*Kitagawa stares murderous intent at hayato*

Hayato: loud and clear buckeroo

(I think i peed more)

Kitagawa: according to my intel lonely beer is waiting at the office at the guild just before you walk into the office, knock

Hayato: uhuh intel you say?