Hayato pov
(Me and the bitch started walking towards the guild but before that we pass the middle of the part of the city with a fountain with a sort of podium, terrible design not gonna lie as we pass we see the city strongest a ripped blond dude with a weird moustache)
Hogan: well brother my name is hogan and i am the strongest adventurer in this city brother nobody can touch me here DUDE, there will never be a bigger star than me brother
Olivia: he really left his team mates home just to put himself over
Hayato: d-did i ask? Because i really do not care *facepalms*
Olivia: would it hurt to be nice?
Hayato: yeh its a condition called toyota prius go brrrr
Olivia: i somehow get the idea youre lying
Hayato: shiiit didn't know your name was sherlock, hey where's watson?
Olivia: seriously what are you referencing?
Hayato: a bit of everything
Olivia: that just doesnt make any sense what so ever
Hayato: nor i do care for it to make sense to you, or just in general
Hogan: i am offering an invitation to any capable warrior to join our party called......*whispers whats it called again* oh right ehuhuhum the NWO standing for new world order of course
Hayato: hey
Olivia: dont you dare say u want to join
Hayato: imm say it
Olivia: dont you do it
Hayato: imma do it
Olivia: nooooo
*hayato yells*
hayato: I WANNA JOIN MR HOGAN DUDE BROTHER STAR
Hogan: alright but you first have to put up a decent fight against me if not youre out
Hayato: easy enough
Hogan: alright then lets get started
*he jumps off the podium on the stage on the ground which is supposed to be a platform for fighting
Olivia: hey you know hes gonna kick your ass right?
Hayato: hmm dont know what your talking about im the main character i cant lose
Olivia: are you that far up your own ass?
Hayato:....perhaps
Olivia: in this case he is the main character
Hayato: well we will see about that twat
*i step on the stage*
Hogan: my arm is bigger than you
Hayato: but is it bigger than my COCK?
Hogan: eh we'll see about that
Hogan: get ready
Announcer: 3......2......1.....
FIGHT
*hogan jumps towards hayato*
*hayato closes his eyes while smirking for a second, then suddenly **boom** impact*
Announcer: IIIIITTTSSS OVERRRR HAYATO WIIIIINS WITH A KICK TO HOGANS' BROTHERS AKAK HIS BAAAALLLLS
*hayato brushes his hair aside with a shining smile as he walks back to olivia*
Hayato: see told you i could do it
Olivia: ........are you sure youre sane?
Hayato: why make that assumption? I never said i was
*hogan gets up and walks towards hayato*
Hayato: well it seems i have the bigger stars now dude
Hogan: heheh i like the way u fight brother youre in
*crowd goes wild while hogan does his signature poses*
Hogan: AND WHATCHA GONNA BROTHER WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOUUU DUDE?
Hayato: well Olivia its been nice we had so many great memories together like i once knocked you out beat the shit out of you robbed you of your money and forced to form a party with me oh well cya later defibrillator
Olivia: .........thank god
Steve: no problem what?
Olivia: huh?
To be continued what?
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The Adventures Of Hayato And Co
Actiona story about a dude that got isekaid and meets people he inevitably comes to hate while committing various crimes on accident......i think
